What I'd love to see: all npc names stored in an unencrypted xml file, so we can rename every character in the game to *cough*Ultima*cough* our liking.
The denizens of this mystic place
assault you without warning.
You see 99 Berserkers,
99 Berserkers, 99 Berserkers,
and 99 Berserkers.
Will your stalwart band
choose to (F)ight or (R)un?